Japan Man

So yesterday I started out girl hunting in the Yodoyabashi area which is next to a large bridge. The walk from Yodoyabashi all the way to Shinsaibashi took about 20 minutes and might have been a mile but I’m not sure. Along the way I spotted a few cute girls, but nothing that made we want to talk to them. When I go girl hunting, I like to talk to girls with a very large chest, backside, or nice legs. I don’t really care about how the girl looks that much as long as her teeth are clean, she doesn’t have serious acne, and she isn’t fat.

When I finally reached Shinsaibashi and burned about 100 calories, I walked downstairs into a subterranean shopping center. Osaka and probably Tokyo have large basement mall complexes with dozens of shops for fools who want to part with their money. As soon as I go downstairs, I run into Hot Girl Backside.

Hot Girl Backside

-Subpar face, large ass, slim waste, long hair, dark skin, short

I immediately walked up to her and said “excuse me, but you look like you can speak some English”. I always use this opener because it makes the girl have to respond to me regardless if she can speak English or not. She started waving her hand in front of her face like she is swatting a fly. Japanese girls often do that when they encounter social situations they can’t deal with. Instead of cleverly turning a guy down, they would much rather have some guy follow them around trying to talk to them. I attribute this to their lack of social skills which is why so many people commit suicide out here. They just can’t cope with the real world.

I ignored her funny hand gestures and hit her with my killer line “nihongo ga wakaru?” I basically asked her in Japanese if she understands Japanese! 90% of the girls I use this line on say something back to me for two reasons:

1. Many Japanese people are so in love with their own unique language and culture that they don’t
think foreigners can speak Japanese properly.

2. The line is slightly insulting because I pretend like they can’t understand their
own language even though they are Japanese.

Hot Girl Backside starts stuttering and says something like why is my Japanese so good which is just the way Japanese people try to patronize foreigners with feigned flattery. The whole time she is trying to tell me she doesn’t need any friends and all types of excuses even though she is smiling in my face. Her body language was saying she wants to talk to me, but her mouth is messing up her game.

I ask her if she has a boyfriend and she says yes. Next I ask for her email and she says no, but she is still allowing me to walk and talk with her. This type of behavior is very common among Japanese girls. They physically want you to do something, but they will say anything to stop you from making it happen. I figured I was wasting my time so I said ok see you later and slapped her on her ass like twice! She didn’t say anything and was still smiling at me as she walked away.

So I got rejected but I learned something new. Sexy Japanese girls respond to physical touch rather than talking. I read somewhere that Japanese people are suspicious of people who talk to much because they might be too intelligent and dangerous. So when I approach a girl from now on I will do much less talking and more action.

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