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Japanese Fashion: Half Naked Hoes

Welcome to a wonderful fantasy world where all the women are cute, skinny, and walk around half naked. Summer in Japan is ridiculous because women come outside wearing barely anything at all and they want you to look. I haven’t traveled the whole world yet, but I am sure you won’t see the outlandish outfits these chicks wear anywhere else on Earth without a bunch of knuckleheads sexually harassing them. This new tattered rag fashion is called eroshutsukei, which means erotic exposure. Check this broad out and tell me I’m not living a dream.

August 9, 2007 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | 2 Comments

HB Final Fantasy

So last night I got to hang out with a fly Korean chick that loves Final Fantasy. For all you meat puppets that don’t know, Final Fantasy is a rpg (role playing game) series that originated in Japan and became uber popular in America due to the success of Final Fantasy 7. The funny thing about this broad is that she isn’t really my type, but she is definitely a dime chick. She is very slim, big titties, no ass, nice legs, and her face is cute/sexy. The icing on the cake is that she also reads manga and books. I would wife this chick, but I’m not lovey dovey enough to fall head of heels for this broad.

To make a long story short, she has a boyfriend (dude cheats on her and she bf destroyed herself all night talking shit about this wack dude), but she was all up on me letting the kid touch all up on her ass and shit. We hit a few spots to chill, and then I let her go home without really making any serious moves because I have other hos and fucking this chick is inevitable. Even if we don’t fuck, I’m gonna have this broad copping video games and giving them to me! Anyhoo, I’ll hit you meat puppets with the updates.

May 22, 2007 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | 1 Comment

Japanese HB Study VIII: Ho Hunters

I been in this game for years……it’s made me an animal….there’s rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual…..a step by step booklet, for you to get….your game on track!-Notorious B.I.G.

Ho hunting has really opened me eyes to alot of shit for real. For instance, if a bitch likes you, she doesn’t give a fuck about her spouse or boyfriend. I knew that before, but now I really understand just how gully bitches can get. They only care about having a good time. If they feel better with the next dude, they will get with that cat. There is nothing niggaz can do about it. Most of the girls I fuck have men, and them cats never found out. There was nothing they could do! If their broad has free time, they can only pray they don’t meet a Ho Hunter! There aren’t too many daytime Ho Hunters, but the ones that exist really fuck up relationships. The only way to prevent your ho from getting hunted is to have your game tight like vice grips. If you make even the slightest mistake, she will fuck any ho hunter in the vicinity. Anyways, time for some ho reviews!

HB Publicist

Below average face, nice lips, nice tits, lame gear, overweight, prolly popular in the states type Asian, HB 6. Approached her in the street with the English opener. She tried to front at first, but she eventually cracked. She lives 10 minutes from Osaka, has been to the states, can speak decent English, and is a publicist. I negged her on the way she said publicist, which she seemed to like. I asked her if she has a man and she said no. She also said she was only going home later on, which I took as an invitation to take her to her spot and smash. I don’t have time to be all up in some broad’s crib, so I just took her number and said I would call her when she gets back from Korea (She is going there on business).

Verdict: The chick is prolly an 8 or 9 in the states. Very sexy, nice tits that I like. Has a pretty fun job and is prolly a fun chick, but dates the wrong niggaz most likely. I will make an effort to holla at her when she gets back from Korea.

HB Enthusiastic

Painfully average face, slim, no body really, wearing a suit (interviews), kinda messed up teeth, HB 6. Hollad at her in the bookstore. Saw her giving me the super eye like she wanted to holla, so I spit at her. She lives in Nishinomiya (between Kobe and Osaka), doesn’t have much dough, wants to live in the states, has been to the states before. I wasn’t really interested in her, but she was really into me, so I decided to get her math (digits, celly number). She gave me her cell and email address. I tried to schedule a meet for next week, but she flaked about some shit she has to do in October (not far away, but still, what the fuck….). I’ve heard it all before, so I said whateva, and told her goodbye.

Verdict: This broad brings nothing to the table really. She still lives at home, doesn’t have her own cheese, and is still in school. She wants to travel, but she doesn’t have the funds. She also said some shit about me teaching her English (chill bitch!). If we have a meet set up, Imma make it quite clear that I’m getting some brains or she can scram.

HB Marriage

Nice face, slim, decent tits, very nice gear, icey bling jewelry, older type woman prolly in her 30s, HB 8. Saw her looking at novels in the English section. Opened her with a comment about an interesting book. She was very interested and we started chatting. She wouldn’t reveal her age (cause she is older….), but she told me she is from Hyogo-ken but now lives in NYC. When I heard that, I ran with the NYC topic talking about how I was born in NYC and what not. She started feeling me more after that and I started touching her waste and arms. I said that I know she is married (big ass diamond ice rock on her ring finger) and she just said yeah (has no problem with fucking me obviously…..) She was worrying about what type of book to buy, so I put her on to Davinci Code and Angels and Demons. I had to bounce, so I asked for her digits so we could link up again. She tried to front at first, but after feeling me so hard, she couldn’t resist. She doesn’t work, so she is definitely free to chill. After I got the digits, I got outta there.

Verdict: This rich married broad seems very viva. She obviously has no problems giving her number out to cats. Bagging her number just confirmed that marriage broads are easy to holla at. She is prolly gonna want something no strings of course. We will see what happens…….

More Hoe Studies coming up!

September 21, 2006 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | No Comments

HB Update: HB Music

This update concerns HB Music, the HB 7 I pulled in the bookstore. I called her the next day, and she hit me back. I didn’t catch her hit back, so I called again and she sounded real excited to hear from me. We scheduled our meet on Friday (I think…..) in front of the bookstore. I got there 10 minutes late, but she was right on time (Great! She is motivated!). I was gonna extract her to the manga kissa or love hotel, but since she was all over me, I decided to take her to my crib.

On the train, I asked her a bunch of questions about her life, giving her a deep quiz. I found out that her family is from Ehime (place famous for Japanese hot springs…been there before…..), she doesn’t work (she is rich bitch!), and she likes brand name expensive ass shit like Coach (I checked the price…..one bag costs like 700 beans, fuck!). The more she talked about her fam, the house, etc., the more I realized that this broad is loaded. Most J chicks, including those that have some type of dough, work part-time to collect more cheese, but this chick is not working at all. She is not even thinking about working. Plus I saw her rocking the Blvagari expensive ass blazer with the Coach bag, expensive ass dress……and she is only 19 years old! I also found out that she has a man, but obviously, she doesn’t give a fuck about this dude (prolly doesn’t see him often enough and he doesn’t fuck her right!).

We get to my crib area and I show her around my neighorhood. Afterwards, I immediately extract her to the crib. I had my hands all over this broad all day, kissing her and what not, so I knew I was gonna get the fuck easily. We talked for a bit, then starting making out. I slid on the jimmy hat (always wrap my shit up son!) and fucked this bitch silly! Sorry but no further details…..

Anyways, after the fuck, this bitch was alllll over me (I hate that shit!). She didn’t even put her clothes back on! I had to tell this bitch that I had an appointment just so she would get herself together. She prolly has never been fucked like that before in her life, which was a big shock to her system. She got really lovey dovey on me and shit (She’s young and got some good sex!), and we promised to meet again on Friday after I dropped her off. Basically, the day was a huge success, horraaaaayyyy!

This chick is young, horny, and rich! HB Music reminds me of this other rich broad I was dealing with until my whole script got fucked up (long story…..). She is definitely gonna be around for the long haul. I have to reprogram her mind to be the type of bitch I want. After I am done with her, she is going to be a sex slut giving me tons of cash! This broad is definite marriage and seed material, but I will hold off on that for a while. There are other broads out here too worth hollaing at, so no need to jump the gun. In the meantime, Imma enjoy this chick. Yeaaaaaah!

September 21, 2006 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | No Comments

HB Nurse Update: Brains

I think you guys remember HB Nurse from the previous Japanese Hoe Study post. She was an HB 6 with a below average face, but her body was popping off. Today we had a meet scheduled in front of the bookstore. Before I got there, she called me to let me know she was gonna be late. I said cool and figured I’d look at some hoes before we meet up. I got to Umeda, looked around, hit the bookstore, etc. She still doesn’t show, so I am wondering if this chick is gonna flake. I called her and she said she is on her way. She finally got to Umeda, but she was a hour late (ridiculous man…these young broads don’t know how to schedule time). She apologized to me a million times, but I just gave her a blank, emotionless look while saying in Japanese, “If you couldn’t make it to Umeda by the time I said, you should have just told me yesterday”. She said that her part-time job ran late, so I pretty much forgot about the whole thing. She kept asking me if I was angry, but I really wasn’t. I was mildly annoyed, but I don’t let stupid shit like some bitch being late piss me off.

Anyways, to make a long story short, I took her back to my block, walked around, talked, and then we headed back to the crib. I showed her a few pics and talked to her some more about her fam, friends, work, goals, etc. She is still in school to be a nurse, drives a Toyota, likes reggae dance, and wants to work as a nurse in the states. I was playing it cool the whole time and she loved it. I told her I really don’t care about chicks and what they do, and she really got wet off of that it seems. We started fooling around and I got some brains. I told her before that I had something to do, so she knew she had to leave after braining me (I hate when chicks stick around and shit…..). Overall, I think she is a decent broad, not some nymphomaniac pyscho like that last HB Smarty Rich broad. She is definitely a giving type of person too, which I like. I might give her a few repeat performances, but most likely I wont holla at her too often once I start meeting better hoes. Anyways, more updates coming up!

September 16, 2006 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | No Comments

Japanese HB Study VII

In the past two days, I have been busy hollaing at J broads. I spit game to 30 broads in two days. I successfully closed 4 HB class chicks and got their numbers. I won’t write a paragraph about every chick I hollad at, but I will write about the gaming atmosphere. Let’s go!

I hollad at chicks in Umeda, which is right next to all the major Osaka Train Stations. All the finest bitches from all over Kansai have to pass through Umeda in order to enter Osaka. I used the bookstore as my base of operations and back up gaming spot. Most of the chicks I saw were HB 5s-7s. I did not see any HB 9s or HB 10s. The flyest bitches in or very close to Osaka (not from the places outside of Osaka) congregate at Shinsaibashi. Since average HBs are a weak point in my game, I spent most of my time in Umeda (plus, more bitches pass through this spot, even though they all look pretty average…..).

Most of the time, I was hollaing at hoes on the streets. Street PU (pick ups) are very hard because hoes have on their super bitch shields. They don’t want to talk to anybody or hear anything at all. All they want to do is get their shop on so they can feel good or whatever. The key to bagging bitches on the street is a good opener. If you don’t have a good opening line to grab a chick’s attention, then she won’t give you the time of day. Also, you can try looking like a total jackass by wearing some over the top gear, but the cops and security guards don’t like shit like that out here. No need getting arrested just to bag some broad……Closing a hoe on the street takes alot of persistence. I have gotten a broad’s attention, a smile, and genuine interest, but they wanted me to keep following them or to put on some grand extravangza for their HB 5 or HB 7 ass. I wasn’t putting super effort into any average bitch, which is why I was 4 for 30…..

Day 1

HB Cookbook

Slim, decent face, decent gear, ok body, HB 6. Hollad at her in the bookstore. She was looking at a cookbook, so I commented on it and asked if she could cook. She said yeah or something, but she couldn’t speak English, forcing me to switch to Japanese. She was impressed by my Japanese ability (No one out here thinks a jig can speak their language…..). I took her compliments of course. I told her I had to go and got the digits from her to holla back later.

Verdict: Shorty was okaaaay. Maybe on a good day, she is an HB 7. I called her real quick today with like 2 short rings and then hanged up. She didn’t holla back at the kid, so whateva. Maybe if she looked better, I would be a lil motivated……

HB Nurse

Short, thick, below average face, below average gear, nice body, HB 6. Hollad at this broad on a street pu run. She was dressed in this weird hip hop hybrid type style that I don’t like, but I tolerated it because she is a shorty with a nice body. Hit her with a pretty lame opener (said wassup or something) and kept talking to her. She was feeling me instantly when I spoke some Japanese to her. She likes to go to Pure (the too many gaijin club) and just graduated from nursing school. She had to go somewhere, so I got her digits right quick.

Verdict: Basically, on a good day, this chick could be a HB 7 or 8, but her gear was pretty wack. She gets extra points for having that body and being a nurse. She called me today and I set up a meet for Sunday with Saturday also possible. I like her effort in hollaing at me, so she gets extra points (Just as I was writing this post, the broad calls me again at like 1:40 am…….she must really be feened out man…..).

Notable Fuck Ups

I was in Towers for my first hit with an HB 6. We chatted, everything was cool, convo was flowing, etc. She tried to bounce on me because I didn’t create a time vacuum like I usually do. I tried to get the digits, but she was there with some wack nigga, prolly her man but most likely not. I coulda got the digits anyway, so that was a fuck up.

Day 2

HB Sweety

Slim, below average face, good body, nice hair, decent gear, HB 6. Saw her in the bookstore reading some magazines. Opened her with a comment about her being able to read English. She couldn’t understand English, so I switched to Japanese. We chit chatted for a while and she was very receptive to my advances. Created a time vacuum and tell her I have to go. She put her digits into my phone and then I bounceed.

Verdict: Very nice chick. She should be viva since she doesn’t speak any English. I will holla at her tomorrow real quick and set up a meet sometime next week.

HB Music

Moderate weight, decent face, nice body, nice titties, decent hair, good gear, HB 7. I came back to the bookstore later and she was standing in the same area where HB Sweety was. I did the same opener and it worked instantly. She is a student at a music school (Nice! I boned this other muscian broad from the bookstore!) and lives near Osaka. I made her laugh and joked alot instead of my usual ice cold, no emotions game. Created the time vacuum and got her digits. Before I left, I read her name in Kanji and she was happy about that.

Verdict: Chill chick, very ditzy. The other music chick was like that too. She almost flaked on the number with some email shit, but she just ended up giving me the digits. She didn’t put my name into her phone, but I’ve done successful lays in a similar situation. We talked briefly about our schedules and she said she is pretty much free whenever (just like the other music broad!). Imma holla at her to set up a meet next week.

Notable Fuck Ups

I spotted another broad in the bookstore by the novel section. I opened her with my usual test/qualifier about her English ability (i.e., hey, can you read that?). She said not really, but she wants to learn English. We chatted a lil bit and I found out she is from Hyogo-ken (the sticks, middle of nowheresville). She said that she is from a small town in the country. I got a lil too mean on her by saying “Oh that explains that scarf you are rocking! (The temperature was like 60-70 degrees, and this broad is rocking a fucking scarf!). She said some shit about the scarf being fashionable and then I hit her with another zinger by saying, “Oh, yeah, you mean country fashion!”. She got upset, said goodbye, and bounced! I tried to make her feel a lil better before I left by saying goodbye to Ms. Country Girl! The reason why I fucked up is that I hit her with way too many negs. She wasn’t fly enough to withstand a neg, so she melted and her confidence evaporated into thin air!

You can tell from my posts that most of my success came from the bookstore, but the only girl to actually holla back at me hardcore was shorty that I met in the streets. I have a theory that when you bag a chick number when her bitch shield is at it’s highest, she will become more feened out for you. The street game is a gift and a curse. There are more chicks walking around in the street that look good, but they don’t look that much better than the hoes I bagged in the bookstore, at least not at Umeda anyway. The biggest problem with the streets is zoning in on the type of chicks that might like you. Unless you have a good eye, you will just keep getting rejected by hoes that didn’t even like the type of guy she THINKS you are. I spent alot of time just trying to figure out which chicks would go for me for street pu. The bookstore is much easier because girls are reading books in the English section just waiting in line to get picked up by gaijin (which means just me because most gaijin aren’t hip to the bookstore game…) Anyways, more updates to come, so stay tuned!

September 14, 2006 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | No Comments

HB Smarty Rich Update II

I think you guys may have remembered HB Smarty Rich, the HB that I met in Starbucks who was feeling me too hard. I decided not to contact her, but she was so feened out after our last meet that she gave me a call. We hooked up a meet for Tuesday. I found out that this chick is a super freak deluxe nympho!

I picked her up at the train station and we walked around for a while. Like I said before, her parents are divorced; she works at General Electric; She is a student at Kinki University (yeah sure is Kinky alright….bad joke…..); and she speaks decent English. She doesn’t really have any female friends and I will get to the reason later. She has one female friend that likes hip hop/reggae. They go to clubs and hang out alot on the weekends.

The whole time we are walking, she is asking me questions like, “Are we going to your place?” and “How far away do you live?”. Basically, she wanted to fuck me immediately. I would have hit that, but she doesn’t really look fly or anything. She is mildly attractive, but her body is pretty chubby and sloppy. I was going to use her as a pivot to meet her friends, but she only has one female friend. The reason she doesn’t hang with any girls is because she is always fucking her friend’s men. Her and her only female friend got into an argument recently because she fucked the girl’s dude. I was going to take her to clubs to use her as a pawn to get other chicks, but she can’t club on Wednesday nights at Sazae. The more I talked to her, the more I realized that she is useless. After we talked for a while, I said, “Do you want to fuck me right now?”. She replies, “You mean right here in front of everyone?”. Hahahahha no bitch! We are in the middle of the damn street! I laughed at her and said nah, at my crib, and of course she said yes. God this chick was feened for sex like crack!

I learned a great deal about her nympho antics like when she fucked her dad’s friend, fucked like a rabbit when she was younger, and still fucks way too many foreigners in Japan. I wasn’t going to let this broke down, nympho bitch steal any of my youth, so I basically told her I had to go and I might see her again on Friday. She says, “Make sure you save that sperm for me”! What the fuck bitch! The only thing I am saving is my time because I refuse to waste it on her been around the world pussy!

I might just let this chick brain me, but she seems pretty lame. There are so many other better looking freak hoes out here that don’t fuck every foreigner that moves. She gets next’d…..neeeeeexxxtttt!

September 7, 2006 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | No Comments

HB Update

So here’s the new update. HB Cheater was too basic to call back. Too many chicks out here that resemble her, though she is an HB 8. Not worth the effort….next!

HB Cannons was too hard to get in contact with. Yes, she is an HB 9, but she is one of those English Pirate, hostess broads with self-esteem issues. Just not worth the effort for a one time affair.

HB Smarty Rich called me to set up a meet, but I played her. I have to hand it to her, she puts in the effort, so I might just holla at her for pivot status so I can meet her friends.

As you can see, gaming is pretty much a trial and error process. BY American standards, all of these chicks are at least an HB 8, but I’m going by stricter Japanese standards. Also, if the chick is too much hassle, I let it go because they can be replaced by chicks that put in effort (i.e. HB Smarty Rich). More updates soon!

September 1, 2006 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | No Comments

HB Cheater and HB Cannons Update

Called up HB Cheater real quick. She hit me back, but I was busy so I couldn’t holla at her yesterday. I might dead her because there are a million chicks that look just like this broad……but we’ll see…..

Called up HB Cannons in the afternoon, she didn’t call back. Cool, waited till the night time and hit her back. She picked up and we chatted for a lil bit. She was working (definitely a hostess….) so I asked her when is a good time to call. She was taking too long to think (I hate being on the phone for long periods of time), so I basically told her Imma holla at her in the afternoon today. She started doing one of her obnoxious “Weeeell, I don’t know about thaaaat” routines, but I pretty much ignored her and rushed her off the phone. I prolly won’t call her today, but we’ll see. She got them cannons, so I gotta put in some extra work to get at this broad. If she flakes, Imma use her as a pivot…..More updates soon……

August 27, 2006 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | No Comments

Japanese HB Study VI

Today was a real fun day for my hoe study, but before I kick off this post, I just want to make a few announcements. First, I might have mentioned this before, but the purpose of the Japanese Hoe Study is to discover the different personality types of Japanese women and to explain their different reactions in similar situations. I don’t really want to get into too many posts about which chicks I laid and what not. I will prolly post a good one if I find the right chick that fits my standards. Anyways, let’s begin!

HB Temple

Decent face, slim, no real ass or titties, fucked up teeth, decent hair, HB 6. Met this girl in the bookstore. The convo flowed immediately, and we vibed on alot of topics. She lives in a temple in Kyoto (her family has dough) and she has traveled across to world (but not to Egypt….I beat these hoes all the time with that!) I decide to take her to the manga kissa for some quick brains because I haven’t gotten any brains there in a while, and she looked like a good broad to get back on track with. We got the pair booth where we can sit together. I showed her pics of Egypt on my myspace page. The whole time I had my hands all over this broad touching her legs, back, thighs, and she wasn’t giving me any resistance. So, I figured it was time to go for broke, and I leaned over and kissed her neck. She didn’t flinch or anything so I went in for the kiss and got it, but then she started acting really straaaaanggggeee.

After she lets me touch all over her and kiss her, she starts trying to act like she doesn’t want to fuck around. Cool, I can see if she was like nah, chill I’m outta here, but she is saying stupid shit like, this is Japanese culture, we don’t do that…..I’m like bitch…..I do this all the time! Fuck is she talking about? I had to give her a quick lecture about how she is not in the fucking U.S.A. anymore (she studied abroad in Tennessee for a few months….shoulda known she’d flake the fuck out….) I let her know she is back in Japan and her behavior is unacceptable. After she gets her head back in the game, we start tongueing again and I am grabbing on her tits. Then she starts up her bullshit again and I’m getting really annoyed. I tell her she is being a fucking child and I start to question if this bitch is a virgin or not. She says she isn’t, but I’m not convinced…..

I ask her if she likes me and she is like yeah, but then she says some shit about how we just met (bitch is sounding like she is a black broad and she from Japan….). I’m like so fucking what, doesn’t matter. This goes back in forth for like 20 minutes until I get tired of her shit and tell her to get the fuck outta my site. Then she pulls the infamous Japanese girl look after getting rejected (The damn, I was supposed to dead you face….) She is all stunned and shit, but eventually she gets outta my site. When we get to the counter to pay, bitch is looking at me all hurt and sorry, but she fucked up. Oh well, neeexxxxxtttt!

Batting Average: O/1-Once again, I know I am beginning to sound redundant, but chicks that speak some English out here and/or have lived abroad for even a fucking few months develop retarded perceptions of reality despite the truth that Japan isn’t a feminist country. These hoes get some kind of serious culture shock or something. If they want to act the fool, I don’t understand why they just don’t stay abroad in pussy whipped countries liked America, Britain, Austrailia, or Canada. They think that speaking English and behaving like a foreigner makes them elite or something. The bookstore game is basically dead since only retard, I wanna be American/British/Australian hoes seem to congregate there……

Oh yeah, when I told her that I don’t eat meat, she didn’t believe me and said all Americans eat meat……I’m looking at this bitch like, is she serious? Then she says some shit about Japan having more of a variety of food…..You see, this is the problem with these Japanese hoes that leave their country. They experience even a tiny bit of culture and swear to god they know everything about that said country’s culture. This bitch was in the middle of nowhere Tennessee trying to tell my NYC ass that American’s only eat meat. That’s like me telling her that Japanese bitches only eat sushi all day and nothing else. Hilarious…..

HB Cheater

Cute face, nice gear, slim, decent hair, tanned skin, short, nice legs, HB 8. Saw this chick at Namba, and stepped to her immediately. At first she tried to ignore me, but then she got really interested when I started speaking Japanese to her. She is 23, is a hostess, has a man, and lives like 10 minutes from Osaka. I hit her with a boyfriend destroyer along the lines of saying that people break up with their man/woman all the time; you never know what can happen on a day to day basis; I belive in having fun now, blah, blah, blah. The destroyer worked, and she gave me all her info. Most likely Imma end up getting some brains or fucking this broad, but we’ll see.

Batting Average: 1.2-Chick doesn’t speak English, so it was easy to holla at her. She has a man, but like most of these hoes at here, that doesn’t matter cause her man is prolly very wack. She might flake because she is young and is a hostess, but we will see. Prolly give her a call later today to check for a meet this weekend or next week.

HB Cannons

Decent face, decent hair, moderate weight (thick for a Japanese broad, slim in America), big ass DD titties, okaaaay gear. HB 9. Saw this chick in Namba immediately after I hollad at this other tanned, tall chick with diesel legs (coulda bagged her, but fucked it up by speaking too much English). Approached her and spoke some English at her without looking at her. She kept walking and not speaking to me, but she eventually gave that shit up and started speaking to me after I called her rude. She can speak English (oh great….) and was in Canada for a while (figures….this broad has big titties but her face is pretty aaaaaverage at best. Dudes prolly used the shit outta her in Japan, so she jumped on some I want foreign cock shit and jetted to Canada) I lied and said I lived in Toronto and she got all happy (lying works wonders on these hoes) She then tries to shit test me for a while until I break everyone of her tests by negging her (this bitch took alot of negs….having titties really got her gassed). I am making her laugh and getting kino the whole time. I eventually tell her I got to be out, but we should link up. She tries to front on the number and then I neg her again by basically telling her I am not interested in hollaing at her (this always works with these broads, she is too vain to believe that I don’t want her, causing a huge blow to her ego) She immediately gives me her number and says some shit like I am harmless (hahhahha yeah I’m the harmless foreigner that gets brains in the manga cafe!) I get her digits and then bounce.

Batting Average: 2/3-If she didn’t have those DD tits, this broad wouldn’t get an HB 9. She can’t dress really……she prolly been in Canada too long (they must really wear some corny ass gear up there…..) She was dishing out way too many shit tests, but I attribute that to her obvious reverse culture shock (she can prolly get away with being an asshole in Canada cause them dudes are soft) Anyhoo, she said she only gonna be in town for a few more days, so Imma call her sometime this afternoon to set up a meet. I think she is a hostess, which explains why some shady looking dude she called her “boss” was waiting for her (prolly some jerk off Japanese dude that runs the recruiting for hostess hoes. Most of these dudes out here are lame) I’m looking forward to titty fucking this broad, but she is prolly gonna flake…..we’ll see……

August 24, 2006 Posted by ro42g | Sexy Girl Reports | | No Comments